I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy