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  (425): View more from Washington

  Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.

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  (425): Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars. http://tfl.nu/v0mr
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  (214): View more from Texas

  The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much

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  (214): The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much http://tfl.nu/5lxi
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  (905): View more from Toronto

  the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.

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  (905): the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest. http://tfl.nu/4jgv
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez

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  (719): One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez http://tfl.nu/v3fs
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?

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  (704): We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You? http://tfl.nu/j4cx
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.

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  (847): 2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck. http://tfl.nu/qowh
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  (575): View more from New Mexico

  If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong

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  (575): If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong http://tfl.nu/8y01
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  (509): View more from Washington

  You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.

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  (509): You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you. http://tfl.nu/aqxp
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted

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  (303): My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted http://tfl.nu/ipi0
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?

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  (781): What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body? http://tfl.nu/d4hy
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....

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  (630): It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so.... http://tfl.nu/umr8
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  (415): View more from California

  If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft

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  (415): If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft http://tfl.nu/qde3
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college

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  Aren't you gay?

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

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  (215): I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college (267): Aren't you gay? (215): IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME http://tfl.nu/3fr7
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!

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  (217): Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome! http://tfl.nu/ig6m
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.

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  (412): he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone. http://tfl.nu/v1cu
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