her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to