Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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