Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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