Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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