whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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