i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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