your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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