Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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