ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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