You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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