i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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