We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
