I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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