woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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