Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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