I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i now understand why vodka
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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