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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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