Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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