like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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