I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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