Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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