dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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