Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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