have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my shit smells like andre
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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