He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize