If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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