My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i out mim tonsoeep
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