Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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