ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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