last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
you never un-have a 4some
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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