She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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