is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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