had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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