Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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