i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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