The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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