your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Semen is not good for contacts.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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