I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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