How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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