For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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