life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.