so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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