She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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