My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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