My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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