Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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