Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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