just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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