if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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