hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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