Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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