youre lurking in front of me
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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