I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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