do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
