Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
